Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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