Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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