If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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