Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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