ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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