Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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