D3 body, D1 cock
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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