...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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