i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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