she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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