Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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