She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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