This is not my ceiling
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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