You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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