my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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