Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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