I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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