he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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