It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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