David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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