Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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