return my video game
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
