there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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