Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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