Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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