just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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