I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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