We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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