Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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