So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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