As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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