and next time when you feel me up, do it right
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize