Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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