i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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