wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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