Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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