eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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