If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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