Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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