Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
