Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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