talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
