you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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