She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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