thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
