I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
