summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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