He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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