Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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