doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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