you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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