physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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