Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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