brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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